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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Egypt.


Egypt or Masr is one of the best countries in the world and has made a lot of progress so far. This is because of its awesomeness when it kicked out Mubarak. By Federal law you are forbidden to discuss this topic and may be sent to a secret Mars penal colony if these laws are not kept.

Ægyptüs is situated at the upper right-hand corner of Africa, and it is the only populated part of the continent. Ægyptüs is 96% opium farms and 4% opium dens. It is very hot over here, so you are not advised to bring any clothes with you the next time you visit Ægyptüs [category:NS]]