Albert Einstein (literally "one sturgeon") is Bill's orthopedic surgeon. The most famous librarian in the world, 'Al' was the primary inventor of insanity, proven through his illogical equations.
Theory of musicology
Another popular theorum created by the great Albert was that of musicology. It states that all popular hip-hop music of the late-80s and mid-90s can all be defined as having the smooth krunk beats created by one equation:
E=MC Hammer Squared